goliosi:

thick thighs are precious gifts sent by god

(via reitrois)

bowsandbohs:

natawhat:

misandrist:

People in their early twenties still refer to people older than them as “adults”. When do you think they stop… and realize… they are adults

I’m not an adult, I’m a child with a drinking permit.

Accurate.

(Source: officialjeffgoldblum, via dramaticalbabes)

My character has been committed to an asylum. Send me ☤ for their reaction to yours visiting them.

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(Source: theonewhoburns, via thedeadpool-fandom)