hungarian:

if i don’t talk to myself who will

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

javeliner:

think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries

(via vanessa-marano)

oknope:

sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies 

(via death-by-lulz)

nice-wig-janis:

do you remember when you were a kid and the doorbell rang you would run and see who it was, now i just run to my room instead

(via konoshins)

yaoi-is-totally-canon:

midoriis:

reminder that angina pectoris, a discomfort/pain usually caused by coronary heart disease

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often has effects

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on the left arm

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or shoulder

BUT THIS WOULD EXPLAIN WHY HE WAS SO UPSET OVER THINKING HARU WAS IN THE WAY OF RIN FOLLOWING HIS DREAMS OF BECOMING A PROFESSIONAL

Because Sousuke won’t be able to follow his own dream and wants his friend to be able to do what he can’t, because a few years down the line this disease will ruin his swimming career 

(via sugar-stuck)

thecompanionsdoctor:

thecompanionsdoctor:

Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif

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and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this

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Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years

Which one of you assholes brought this back

(via zachlilley)

browningtons:

horsefricker:

browningtons:

Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart 

thats my right boob tho

babe

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d-o-r-ia-n:

zannablack:

superlockedinthephandom:

sarajust:

taggedbooty:

offlcer:

♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫

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TOO SOON

IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS

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oh my god

FUCK

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fahbulus:

sleep is for the people without internet access

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